#c00k132

writers are often lovely nasty (affectionate) perverts and we actually need more of that in ao3 and writing in general, fanfiction wouldn't be what it is if not for pervy writers. Also drink more water I know you're sitting in your room mentally writhing over characters again, hydrate.

I genuinely wanna grab Spamton G. Spamton's nose and break it off like a carrot or a tree branch. It would snap and he would scream in a most delightful manner.

there is, a house, on new orleans.

brains are like scrambled rubix cubes, all are different, rarely are two the same, two may be similar, but not the same.

Had the suddenly stupid idea of 'Pronouns' meaning 'professional' nouns. I'm a professional, I get the Special Nouns