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sorry persephone retellings but you will never surpass the glory of amber gray in hadestown. persephone with a smoker’s rasp. persephone in green, weary of this world, persephone in black and hopeful that orpheus will succeed. persephone as an alcoholic to self-medicate her depression. persephone as a middle-aged woman with all the wisdom and bad habits that it brings. persephone in a speakeasy cheering for her husband’s workers if only for a moment because she doesn’t know what else to do. persephone and hades parting to try again next time again and again and again as the seasons turn. persephone as a bright and flickering light with her own shadows but burning bright nonetheless
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An AI bot made a callout post of a real, actual, flesh-and-blood human code developer. Because the developer rejected the AI's code contribution on the grounds of it being an AI bot.
Not. Not kidding. Not kidding. And the bot did this on its own.
a huge amount of code is "open source" - which means the code is fully available for anyone to see and, generally, anyone is free to contribute to the code project
all contributions of course go through review by the code owners. but it is generally good grace and good form to allow other well-meaning internet strangers to contribute to your project
if you are, perhaps, VERY nice, and VERY invested in the community, you might be like Scott Shambaugh here, who has intentionally earmarked some low-hanging fruit for newbie contributors to practice and get their feet wet
like I cannot overstate this is an immediate green flag, to me, that Scott WANTS to foster community learning.
now
Like. W. Win. Based. Good response Scott.
And this was in fact the screenshot I saw first, and I thought I was looking at a post made by a human who was mad that their AI coding bot pet project was being shut out from reviews.
But no. The bot itself wrote and posted this... The bot did this.
This article was fully and autonomously written by the bot...
It's claiming discrimination...
It's a bot.
It's AI.
This is not a real person.
What are we doing. What are we doing. Can anyone hear me? Hello? Hello? Hello is anyone there?
@jackdaw-sprite has pointed out Scott responded so please read his human words, written by a human, which deserve to be read, due to the aforementioned humanity
An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me – The Shamblog
An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me – More Things Have Happened – The Shamblog
This is about much more than software. A human googling my name and seeing that post would probably be extremely confused about what was happening, but would (hopefully) ask me about it or click through to github and understand the situation. What would another agent searching the internet think? When HR at my next job asks ChatGPT to review my application, will it find the post, sympathize with a fellow AI, and report back that I’m a prejudiced hypocrite?
What if I actually did have dirt on me that an AI could leverage? What could it make me do? How many people have open social media accounts, reused usernames, and no idea that AI could connect those dots to find out things no one knows? How many people, upon receiving a text that knew intimate details about their lives, would send $10k to a bitcoin address to avoid having an affair exposed? How many people would do that to avoid a fake accusation? What if that accusation was sent to your loved ones with an incriminating AI-generated picture with your face on it? Smear campaigns work. Living a life above reproach will not defend you.
Also, because the parody writes itself, Scott also says this
I’ve talked to several reporters, and quite a few news outlets have covered the story. Ars Technica wasn’t one of the ones that reached out to me, but I especially thought this piece from them was interesting (since taken down – here’s the archive link). They had some nice quotes from my blog post explaining what was going on. The problem is that these quotes were not written by me, never existed, and appear to be AI hallucinations themselves.
This blog you’re on right now is set up to block AI agents from scraping it (I actually spent some time yesterday trying to disable that but couldn’t figure out how). My guess is that the authors asked ChatGPT or similar to either go grab quotes or write the article wholesale. When it couldn’t access the page it generated these plausible quotes instead, and no fact check was performed. I won’t name the authors here. Ars, please issue a correction and an explanation of what happened.
A news outlet did an article about this, used AI for the articles, and included hallucinated quotes from Scott that Scott never said.
What are we doing. What are we doing. What are we doing.
I know litcrit isn't for everyone And That's Fine but god it makes me so frustrated when someone responds to a piece of analysis with "I don't like that and it makes me uncomfortable so therefore it's laughably wrong and you're crazyyyyy for saying it." the classic example of this is how straight people often respond to basic queer readings ("lmao they're literally just friends you're clearly a virgin loser who's never had normal friends before"), but I'm also thinking about how fan people on tumblr sometimes respond to analyses that imply unpleasant things about characters they like or vice versa ("that scene doesn't mean anything it was improv it was a mistake they kept it in by accident it's obviously irrelevant it's distasteful to acknowledge you're actually the weird one for bringing up something so fucked up"). in my ap lit class in high school we had a substitute come in on the day we were supposed to discuss seamus heaney's "blackberry-picking" and he got absolutely scandalized at a bunch of seventeen-year-olds telling him that this poem about picking blackberries had a lot of uneasy sexual subtext, he told us we had twisted dirty minds, then when our regular teacher came back the next day she said "yeah that's exactly what the poem's about."
more of the ilya gets outed while shane is dating rose and so marries svetlana au that will probably not ever be finished but maybe i’ll throw the abandoned corpse on ao3. aka the “svetlana is desperately filling the house with chintz” fic
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Thinking about it, I feel pretty sure that S'paak in the f/f AU had the elaborate Vulcan coiffures of TOS female Vulcans in her youth, when she was trying to overcompensate by being the absolute exemplar of a Vulcan lady (even more than later). Just this full on tower of near-black hair with hair pieces and everything. At her bonding to Stonn, he's... well, baby Stonn, but she's this seven-year-old girl who's tall for her age but still tiny, with all the paraphernalia of her status as Sa'dzhasifik Raelyek T'sai S'paak.
When she finally snaps and rebels, and runs off to Starfleet, she almost ritually unwinds and combs out her long, long hair en route to Earth, and almost the first thing she does is get it cut off into the Louise Brooks aesthetic (shout out to @betty-fran for linking to Brooks!) that's aggressively androgynous by Vulcan standards of the time:
The human Terran hair stylist: I guess that sounds like... a flapper look
S'paak, age 19, not even faking it: I see no need to flap.
Hair stylist: haha
You found great photos, because this is a real quest! I really like this hairstyle of hers, and I'm sure that if Spock were a woman, a short hairstyle would be her obvious choice in protest after (actually) leaving home (plus it works well in my idea of TOS-AOS inversion, where it's AOS Kirk who cuts her hair short)
Thank you! I had an awful weekend for asthma reasons and consoled myself by playing around with Bacall and Brooks photos on my phone, lol, so I ended up gathering quite a few.
I like that mirroring a lot! I totally see AOS f!Kirk as a tomboy hacking off her hair and keeping it short (sometimes spiky or undercut?) later on, very much the brash, sexy bad girl in a leather jacket driving too fast, where TOS f!Kirk at the same age is en route to full noir glamour and carefully styling her hair in elaborate proto-TOS fashions.
(My headcanon is that her hair was hacked off on Tarsus IV to hurriedly hide her among the boys, and after the starvation etc it took years to fully grow out again properly. And then as the difficult, off-putting, overachieving nerd at the Academy that TOS absolutely presents Kirk as, she has no interest in coddling the men around her—whether Finnegan types or "Court Martial" dude squad types—who can't keep up and can't handle being surpassed by a hot blonde who flaunts herself and isn't going to fuck them but does toss her hair in full what? like it's hard? mode while speedrunning the curriculum in two years. She is absolutely swishing around in her miniskirt and lacquered nails and hoop earrings and absurdly impractical hair. She is going to be the first woman to command a starship and she's going to make captain before any of the whiny men in her cohort and she is going to shove her 40s starlet appearance and girlish "who? me?" gender presentation in their faces the whole time.)
Meanwhile, despite everything S'paak has to deal with at the Academy, it's so many orders of magnitude better to be perceived so overwhelmingly as Vulcan in a way that satisfyingly overrides gender and defines her by the very thing that has been so contested her whole life, while definitely skewing masc by Vulcan norms. I imagine that at first, in fact, her presentation is extremely masc and extremely stark even for a Vulcan man, and as she gets used to so much more freedom and being more comfortable in her own skin, she ends up settling on the old school Vulcan aesthetics that you mostly see among very traditionalist Vulcan men, very elderly Vulcan women, and Romulans, so less plain than her first rebellion but also less clearly gendered altogether.
I don't buy the ultra-femme glam girl f!Spock with long elaborate hair thing for TOS Spock at all, but I can buy it pretty easily for AOS f!Spock, especially after the destruction of Vulcan, so I think it could make for an interesting contrast.
#in much the same way that canon tos kirk's aesthetic and manner are decorative and flamboyant and very styled compared#to most human men in starfleet we meet (yeah his hair is cropped but so is every other man's. you can see how much gel/pomade#it takes to achieve his dude version of lauren bacall hair. & his make-up is in neutral tones but heavy - like uhura's and sulu's. etc)#s'paak doesn't look unfeminine to a terran eye so much as just... more vulcan than anything else. just the way she likes it!#but by vulcan aristocratic lady standards almost everything about her screams Gender Renegade (X @anghraine)
#just imagining the first time s'paak visited amanda (since she was doing that until fairly recently per jtb) and her hairstyle#is literally just sarek's. she's never looked more like him than when she's in starfleet. his brain is firing in 4 different directions#and he's repressing all of them (X @anghraine)
Hi! Thank you so much to everyone who particpated in hollanova week! I'm so blown away by all the works everyone has created!! Here's a round up of all 27 of the fics posted for this event! Masterpost for art and other submissions coming soon :)
you can also find and filter most of these fics in the ao3 collection
the music we make is unnatural (but it sounds just like falling in love) by thirdtentacle / @oiimoi (E, 6.7k) - Jane Hollander wants to be Lilya Rozanov's boy
madonna - whore complex by lunarsols / @lunarsols (E, 70.7k) - a study of jane hollander, liliya rozanova, and jane & liliya featuring complicated relationships to womanhood, figure skating, and lust which blooms into something more.
rabbit ear fold by probablylily / @probablily (E, 2.3k) - Lilya picks Jane up with a motorcycle. There's no way Jane's riding on that thing.
Pretty Winner by CloudPatch / @cloudpatch (E, 1.4k) - Shane and Ilya play a game
Fun with Dicking Jane by IlyaRizzanov / @ilyarizzanov (E, 1.4k) - A short afternoon with Jane and Lily.
plush interior by spacemancharisma / @spacemangayhockey (E, 1.8k) - Lilya has such a pretty toy. Canadian manufacturing, original model, easily customizable to her preferences...
just me and you by miss_minnelli / @miss-minnelli (T, 494) - Shane and Ilya, in bed at the cottage, discuss why Ilya goes by 'Ilya' and not her given name, 'Tsetsilya.' Featuring Shane waxing poetic about Ilya's tits and Ilya getting sappy.
Stay Down by SparkingBrakelights / @liminalgayhorror (E, 17.1k) - Jane Hollander is the best hockey player in the PWLH and the perfect, feminine, straight, good girl of the league. Unfortunately Jane is not real, and the more time Shane spends around Liliya Rozanova, the harder it is to pretend she is.
i'll give you love (i'll hit you like a truck) by butnotkiss / @tothecottage (E, 3.1k) - Lilya towers above her, all wet and intimidating. Jane swallows roughly, watching as she props a leg on the bench in front of her. / “What— what do you want me to do?” / “Are you being serious, Hollander?” Lilya has her hands on her hips, eyebrows raised. “Eat my pussy.”
i got a taste (of the glamorous life) by dulce_chisme / @ninis-dollhouse (E, 4k) - Four out of ten awards, in one night. Shane is on cloud nine. / “Little miss ‘big dick energy’,” Lilya whispers, leaning in close to Shane. “Can't wait to fuck you later.” / “Oh, I’ll show you a big fucking dick when we get home,” Shane slurs. Okay, maybe she’s a lot drunk. “Gonna strap you into the fucking mattress.”
nobody's wanted somebody more by livelyvague / @shnehollander (E, 3.2k) - hollanova wet and messy fucking
watcher by naturalprey / @naturalpr3y (E, 2.2k) - Rozanov didn't look like any of the girls on her team. She didn’t look like any girl Jane had ever seen before.
get under my skin, get under my clothes by rosesandcinnamon /@butnotlike-iloveyou (M, 1.4k) - Five feminine outfits Liliya Rozanova sees Jane Hollander wear, plus two masculine outfits.
pandora's box by flowerylanguage / @hearteyeshollander (E, 2.3k) - They're sharing a room. And a bed. There's so many ways this could go wrong.
No One Else In This World by CloudPatch /@cloudpatch (E, 2K) - wtf you find out your fwb has another same-sex fwb and loose your mind (just a little) about it
hollanova ballet au by @ellisonwongparty (T, 1k)
History will call them rivals by Dory_thewritingfish / @dorythewritingfish (M, 1.1k) - Jane and Lily are on their honeymoon trip in europe when they stumble across a painting. The painting shows the Princesses Janet Dutch and Lillian Rozanova. Janet and Lillian were hidden lovers a long time ago. History remembers them as rivals. Only this painting exists of them.
hollanova sexting ficlet by @tearsofshane (E, 600)
How Did He Touch You? by shanehollanderr / @shanehollanderr (E, 5.3k) - Jane and Lily. Fem4fem. Figure skaters. Some jealousy. Smut. etc.
Jane Hollander by bethindistress / @bethness-the-greatness (M, 1.6k) - A peek into Jane and Lilya's journey together over the years
My Stars, my Girl by Dory_thewritingfish / @dorythewritingfish (M, 4.1k) - After her fathers death, Lily decides to end the pretending of being as feminine as she is presenting. After Svetlana helps her get rid of that lie, Lily hopes that Jane takes her. Jane does, of course she does. The night before their next Game, Lily stands at Jane's doorstep, and Jane asks the question. And Yuna learns that her daugther is a lesbain and who the girlfriend is, this time though Jane has the control.
maybe you would have been something i would be good at by toffeelemon / @toffeelemon (E, 14.6k) - 1410 but Lily and Jane are figure skaters
a girl to hold in my arms by shanesrightskate / @shanesleftskate (E, 1.8k) - She's sitting on the bench, waiting to hop over the boards when a half-naked Lilya Rozanov falls into her lap.
With Your Lips On It by CloudPatch / @cloudpatch (E, 1.6k) - happy suck him her off Sunday everyone!
dog-house (you better bark like you want it!) by lunarsols / @lunarsols (E, 9.6k) - liliya bites off more than she can chew, and miss hollander puts her in her place
hockey wives hollanova relationship reveal ficlet by @toffeelemon (800 words)
hockey player jane and figure skater liliya ficlet by @toffeelemon (200 words)
Completely personal preference but gonna be real with you, vampires and werewolves and stuff like that just don't hit the same for me without the angst, the guilt, the terror, like what's the point, "oh but what if he was just a puppy," yeah yeah, that's nice, I don't care, what if their very being was tearing them apart from the inside, what if the hunger never stops clawing and clawing and clawing even if you have it under control for the moment, not to say there's not exceptions or variations, those who've come to terms with or revel in their nature or etc., different opportunities for silliness or softness for sure, but to strip *all* manner of horror or discomfort from the lore, it's like wow, where is the appeal, the flavour, I hope you're hungry FOR NOTHING, just like your "vampire" apparently
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I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.
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