~UH~

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

This sounds like a joke but I read the book this is the literal reason

And in the movie he’s trying to avoid the draft. He just does not wanna help the government

yeah it sucks that all the kids in dib’s class are mean to him but imagine if there was a kid with a skin condition in your class and some other kid tried to beat the shit out of him for it daily… id be mean to him too

*whisper chants* vampire pumpkin vampire pumpkins vampire pumpkins

This is the quality fall shit I’m here for

WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE

best sentence so far of 2017

going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman to explain it to

Ok so everyone is deactivated but I remember seeing this posr back when the OP wasn’t and they meant they were RELATED to a pope (yknow, the original meaning of kin)

What a twist

ok this is false i was mutuals with the guy and he was definitely kin as in fictionkin with a pope it was the pope from that show the young pope or wahtever. anyways i think the reason he deactivated was it turned out he was into necrophilia

this was like 12 slaps in the face

vampire lore headcanons, go!

They invented welcome mats because they are lazy

That makes a lot of sense actually

*does magic but in a ditzy way, like a real himbo*

Howl's Moving Castle, 2004