spinal tap

you've activated my antenna

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

can i borrow 5000 dollars

i get by with a little kelp from my fronds

Nobody doesnt fuck with me

eating a really delicious cookie that is inexplicably making my mouth go completely numb

im tripping off 200ug of mouse bites

footmogging my shoecucked roommate with my impressive toe splay

it's fun to line things up into one big line

when i was little my favourite game to play in the bath was to select one bath toy to be trapped under a tupperware container (which i pretended was a block of ice that the toy was frozen in) on the side of the tub and then i would line up my remaining toys in a single file line with all of them turned to face the frozen toy so that they were all looking at it and i would sit and look at it until it was time to get out of the bath

"ohh apes dont understand human language they have never once asked us a question" well maybe they just dont give a fuck about you because you're not as interesting as you think you are. apes ask me questions all the time

has anyone else seen that youtube video titled "greys anatomy feminist moments" thats just clips of women on the show speaking none of which are feminist moments. i think about it a lot. sometimes when i say something really stupid i'm like fuck i'm living in greys anatomy feminist moments

never watched regular show but just walked past my roommates watching it in the living room & what it looked like to me was a green guy opening a christmas package full of cum and the cum sprayed everywhere across the room and all over him. and holly jolly christmas was playing. I can't be sure if this was really what was going on. But that's what it looked like to me

I'll show you a regular

grateful today that generative language models weren't big in 2016 the way they are today and we never had people lyric pranking chatgpt with closer by the chainsmokers

listening to neutral milk hotel will make you realize there are more disgusting ways to talk about sucking dick than you ever could have previously imagined