spinal tap

Oyster night was beautiful even though i found out i didn't really like oysters it was a magical moment with friends where i felt like we really bonded

Im addicted to stuff

hoarding is awesome i have years worth of actual garbage ive been hanging onto for no discernable reason like there is genuinely no practical sentimental or aesthetic value to this garbage & im still struggling with getting rid of it all i caught myself earlier thinking like "oh i might want to keep this empty non-refillable container because it has the product name on the front and i might like to know what used to be in there" What are u talking about. "they changed the label design on this hairspray i use and i have an empty can with the old design on it so i might like to keep it to know what it used to look like" You are completely insane

honestly i have been really brave lately considering everything that has been happening to me

Don't pay attention to my dog hating posts i dont even hate dogs like that Im under a lot of stress at the moment

i swear dogs gravitate towards me cause they know i dont fuck with them

was pissing with the door half open in the dark last night cause i was tired and a figure entered the bathroom who because they're both tall and have long hair and it was dark i thought was my lover who i dont care if comes in while im peeing but it turned out to be her roommate who didn't know i was in there and we both screamed

My beautiful children Indifference and Don't Car

Peace & smile on our loving journey 💫 together

He's kind of a beast 💪

wizard high imagining saying moderately irritating things to people and laughing

having a good idea

last night when i stick my paw in the atm cash slot to get my dollars a strange dust was left on my sleeve

About to successfully make my bald guy get his navel pierced. Peer pressure works

My buddies just taught me how to swim