Wissen ist Nacht!

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

First gif is of actor Jensen Ackles playing Dean Winchester in Supernatural. He’s casually sat on a park bench with one arm resting on the back of the bench. He smiles and gives a thumbs up.

The 2nd gif is of President Obama sat at a table. He smacks a document he just signed and says, “It is law.”

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

to know the state of your loved

one’s dementia?

So

You mean like how people read books at libraries, and end up buying them if they like them?

“That’s not the same 😡”

Just saw this in my notes and thought I'd reply. You can't get into libraries if you only use Amazon, but platforms like Draft2Digital, Ingram and Kobo Writing Life make it possible for self-pub authors to have their work made available to libraries across the global network.

You're sometimes more likely to get picked up by libraries if you list yourself as having a publisher, but as a self-pub author you can do that by registering as an LLC (which for me was $250 back in 2020, I don't know what it is now) and then listing the name you used as the publisher. But even that's becoming an unnecessary step with how prominent self-pub has become.

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

The light is green.

For one, in some cultures asking an obvious question is just a polite way of acknowledging the situation. So for example, if you just put your jacket on and start clocking out, a co-worker asking "oh, you done for the day and heading out now?" doesn't deserve you sneering at them like an idiot, scoffing, and saying "uh duh, just like I do every day at this time" when it's likely they knew the answer, but were just asking as a polite way of acknowledging the situation.

But even if they were genuinely unsure that you're leaving even though it seems obvious to you from context clues, so what? What does being rude and condescending to them achieve? Maybe they couldn't sleep last night so they're really out of it today, maybe they're dissociating, maybe they're about to pass out from low blood sugar, maybe some other employees sometimes put on their jacket and only clock out briefly but come back.

“Oh, are you cooking?” asks person who thought you were going out tonight.

“Are you leaving?” asks time-blind person who’s surprised it’s 5:00.

“Are you going to lunch?” asks person who remembers there’s a meeting in 30 minutes.

asks person who thought you were

going out tonight.

GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS

THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO

I can wholly see why anyone picking this up and expecting Outlander would be disappointed if not angry as Burke goes on to vivisect with unerring accuracy the roots of white supremacy inherent in the tradwife movement, while also remaining utterly devoid of any narrative romanticization of the past outside of the characters own bullshit she spins online to profit off of other women,

Women who she hates so viciously and vividly for not following the rules she has thrust upon herself to maintain her precarious position within the patriarchy, that it feels like being irradiated by her internal monologue.

Holy fuck.

If you were avoiding this book because you had also heard from TikTok/Insta that it was “like Outlander,” I need you to dismiss every single one of those notions right now and heavily consider adding it to your library hold—and it will be on hold because from what I can tell every library system I’ve seen it’s got 200+ people in the queue.

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