Jump Start My Kaleidoscope Heart

the boy king does not concern himself with "social" "media" "clapbacks." he delegates such things to his trusted knight. who is a shitstirrer.

they're on a video conference

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

Passing along for all the writers out there!

I could sure as hell use some of this... 😭 And of course wishing all my fellow writers the same!

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

Tasty obelisk fries..

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

“It’s digestible”

I have learned a new thing today.

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

Just realized cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw

My liege, the people no longer know the steps to Cotton-Eye Joe.

Indeed, the olde wayes are lost, for they no longer know that it is electric (boogiewoogiewoogie).

Yet do not despair, sire, for the young are taught the signs of Lady Macarena along with letters and sums.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

he can also have my crippling fatigue

needing food to survive is the stupidest mechanic the human body has. like what do you mean you need regular sustenance or you start breaking down. Weak little fucker

MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY, my body demands food. Ridiculous. And just when I think I’m done, it tells me a little snacky-poo would not go amiss. Absurd. Unfathomable