Oh Damn, People

ao3 is not gonna start censoring fanfics just because the thought crimes people are throwing a hissy fit

ao3 has no algorithm so if you’re seeing works you do not want to read then my guy. what are you doing at the devils sacrament?

Gonzo, get on tumblr, girl, you have a home here.

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

“chocolate guy” is currently shilling for harry potter so i better not see yall post his shit anymore. anyone who engages with that shit especially for money is scorched earth as far as i’m concerned.

Alejandra Caraballo posted on Bluesky today (8/20/26) that the Amnesty International report JKR personally spiked was removed from the Wayback Machine "and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it." This is not stopping. This will get worse. Fuck anyone who partners with this.

black characters deserve to be the endgame love interest

tired of seeing people like me be a possible love interest only to see us get replaced by a non black character especially when said black character has WAY better chemistry ultimately. the disposable/cucked black partner trope is DEVASTATING.

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

My favorite part of the original fluffernutter pitch is that nott is acting like that bc she's high off of mysterious blood fruit meanwhile jesters sober and still completely on board with setting off explosives deep underground shes ride or die for notts plans emphasis on the die part

why is everything a dead wife to you people.

my dead skateboarding cousin

Memento Throckmori

Asking Americans specifically: reblog and put in the tags how do you make tea.

What if there was toxic yuri between girl who was a lock and a girl who was the key. And it wasn't romance but it was butch4butch. And they both had situationships with this incestuous grift princess that ate a guy, and their only other friends were a supergenius and a living weapon from Planet Nerd who were so codependant they fused into one person named Paul. And the lockgirl was in love with the thing in the locked box, which was the planet Earth but also an unstoppable indestructible Barbie with anger issues but also the sweetest happiest hopefulest lovingest specialest girl in the universe. And the keygirl was Jesus

(defense) attorney culture is like the opposite of cop culture. lawyers hate all other lawyers with a barely concealed passion, yes, even their partners at the law firm. no solidarity, 85% drama and 15% social niceties. they’ll hang out together socially on occasion but they hate each other to their core. they’re like betta fish.

Aaron Burr & Alexander Hamilton were defense co-counsel on a murder trial 4 years before the duel.

This is because cops and doctors are fundamentally deferrential to their sources of authority. Lawyers are different. The purpose of a lawyer is to challenge authority.

Exactly. Thats why I specified defense attorneys (and corporate law, family law, estate and injury/employment, to different degrees) and not prosecuting attorneys, those guys can be suspiciously friendly…