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Big Office Job doesn't want you to know this, but you can actually stretch out your weekend and get bonus sunday by just not going to bed on time

the new york times has such a great series of elevated butter noodles, if you ever want a super fast easy dinner that still feels grown up and you can emulsify pasta water + butter together basically the sky is your limit

If the trash pickup people stop doing their job for two weeks you'd be throwing a fucking tantrum. Same for the janitors who keep your office spaces and bathrooms clean. (And that's before the various illnesses start to spread all over your city from the build up of pathogens.)

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

i can't get enough of this guy