Dick is never going to get to have a midlife crisis because Bruce is going through his for him. also because he will not be making it to 40.
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Dick is never going to get to have a midlife crisis because Bruce is going through his for him. also because he will not be making it to 40.

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doomed family
Jason: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Tim, not looking up from his case file: Bold of you to assume I was ever held.
Everyone else in the batcave:
no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

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scattered memories 🐚🏝⭐️🗝✨
You are my affliction.
I managed to sketch this out real quick for you guys!
Have some Vampire Tim
😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.
😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.
😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.
😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.
😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.
YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER
I just noticed that September is spelled wrong
it’s the 17th of august

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If someone surprises you by wearing lingerie, what’s the implication?
That you’re having sex
That they’re wearing a pretty outfit
One has to go
ancient scroll
pageboy
blood magic
eye of newt
orb
owl cat
if the muppet show was still airing chappell roan would guest star and thered be a running bit of miss piggy thinking shes trying to steal kermit but shes actually trying to flirt with miss piggy the whole time
they lock eyes while shes performing good luck babe and miss piggy is visibly considering it
This like when the costco founder said he'd kill the cfo if he tried to raise the price of the hot dog
The Arizona tea snitch hotline may be the first one to actually show good results.
“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire
you’re actually correct!
Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs
Behold, a (hu)man!
The bird that torments Prometheus learned something

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mood board for today
“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”
Sure do, no problem!!
“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”
I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!
“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!” Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.
*wild cheering* /scene
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