#queenoftheselfreblog

dick gets scared at night and he wants to sleep in bruce's bed. fine. dick realizing that bruce has the best bed in the house and playing his games in there, scaring the shit out of him when he goes to take a nap? unexpected. dick thinks bruce's sandwich looks better than his, even though alfred made them the exact same sandwich? dick takes a bite out of his sandwich. and not a little, dainty bite--half of his fucking sandwich, chomped. and dick's just happily chewing away, like bruce hasn't been left with scraps.

dick steals bruce's clothes because they're cooler. he looses all of bruce's socks because he likes to wear them in the winter. bruce will be talking work calls in his office and dick will just barge in to do cartwheels in the corner. the worst though, is when bruce is in the BATHROOM, and dick decides that he needs to talk to bruce right then and there about some inane shit and he just BARGES IN and bruce puts his foot down. he beams a toilet paper roll at dick's head sending the poor boy right out the door.

he's mortified. and he feels really guilty about throwing a toilet roll with enough force to kill a grown man at his child's head.

dick takes it in stride through and just talks to him through the door.

i agree with this post by @pain-is-too-tired

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