We'll Be a Dream

Jack’s jacket thingy looks like if the trench coat and the plaid shirt had a baby

Perfection, i feel this is truly The Family Business ™ with us coming together making sure they’re known as an unit of parents and child. 

A power move

#have you seem michelles arms #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridge 

omg

I can’t find the video but he told a really funny story about how Michelle and the girls were like a military operation decorating the room and he was standing there useless so they told him to put an Ikea lamp together and he completely fucked it up.

I saw this article and just assumed it was political satire. What the fuck.

Ditto. What the fuck.

So I was leaving the movies after seeing Captain Marvel and there was this group of friends behind me and some girl insisted that Carol and Maria were a couple so she said “you don’t mourn like that for a friend” and this dude from their group says “well Captain America mourned like that for Bucky” and the girl almost screams “THAT’S BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T FRIENDS EITHER” 

i am the shyest attention whore ever

I want attention!!! If you’re not busy… And you want to…. Its okay if you don’t

Gonna be honest I have a very vague understanding of what a 7 year old is. I know it’s a child. But what grade they’d be in, how much they would know about like, i dont know, science, or like, how big they would be. I have no idea. I have no idea what a 7 year old is. 

i dont read film reviews i just see what my gay mutuals are saying about it & base my judgement on that

In the first week of Capt Marvels release I was like wow, I cant beleive Marvel actually made Carol gay, I wonder why it not in any of the marketing materials? And then I saw the movie and realized they totally made Carol unintentionally but unquestionably gay

Every single day that I go to work.

“is it on netflix” isnt even a fucking question anymore because every single time the answer is no

its sequel is tho