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i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!

what?

*holds up a sign that says “Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!”*

*before the sign is fully up* Oh! Thank you for the support!!!

Ah, yep. Now it's complete, and I can reblog it.

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

This gives me great joy

Oh my god

Anyway, I just emailed [email protected] to report the site for very evilly stealing Disney’s IP! Because obviously that is very evil and bad and shit.

I’ve never seen such a perfect example of fighting fire with fire.

I’m DYING.

😂😂😂

This is like a “you gotta get a box of cheese, a mouse, and a cat across the river” puzzle except the goal is to get them all to eat each other somehow

Trolley problem but you try to maximize the kill count

actually spock invented pon farr bc he was feeling cranky and didn’t want to go through the embarrassment of admitting it. also to see jim’s titties.

I love this post because it carries the implication that he managed to get his fiancé, her boyfriend, and his grandmother, a high ranking politician, to play along with this, and I desperately, desperately want this fic

spock is literally that bitch and this 100% happened

I appreciate the implication that this became a Vulcan Tradition thanks to either how high status his family is or because Kirk’s logs are required reading at Starfleet Academy and Vulcans are too embarrassed to correct their Starfleet doctors or tell them the celebrated Ambassador Spock was making stuff up about Vulcan culture to impress a boy.

This is what happens when you're still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

I love that the entire resolution of Amok Time depends on the fact that McCoy was going to what he thought was basically a wedding and thought, “hmm, better pack tranquilizers”. 

he’s from the south, that’s a normal reaction to going to a wedding

in all seriousness this man had just watched the most emotionally constipated crew member throw soup at a wall and demolish his computer with his alien muscles before revealing he was so horny he would die unless he sexed up his secret wife. aforementioned horned up man then went “doctor, please come with me to my alien wedding”. i’d bring tranqs too.

That landed for me

Relatable.....