Moon Child Misadventures

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

ishmael using a pseudonym is so funny. like what are you in witness protection? from the whale?

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

Iconic lines for the history books.

Did you know that if Godot doesn’t arrive in within 15 minutes, you’re legally allowed to leave.

Quoth the walrus, "Are you sure?"

ID: tags from livingnotetonote that reads: in 2 years this will be incomprehensible. End ID

#it’s a good limitus test. take out the specifics of drinking or not drinking alcohol vs owning a dog or not #it’s basically 1) would you spend an evening laughing and enjoying conversation with someone and walking away like ‘that was good.’ #and 2) do you trust this person has a basic level of willingness and ability to care for others and repay your trusting in them? #it’s just getting you to tap into the unconscious micro-tells our brains collect about other people #which are by far the most accurate assessment tools we have to judge peoples’ characters on the fly and in general (via purplehawke)

Need one more to unlock the door

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

okay dont be mad but i just scheduled you for every appointment ever. you have an open house on tuesday and a doctor is removing your all of it tomorrow 👍