Moon Child Misadventures

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having to eat food and take showers is ruining my life

ocd coded

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

i have big plans to try and sew a little felt mouse and it might go badly and that’s okay

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

If you’re reblogging this maybe also do a couple stretches. Gods know our back and shoulders could use it.

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

@harrowhound

Somebody tell me what style of sofa that's called in the upper right hand corner because it's the most comfortable and I need one

Blessing my heart doesn't do anything so you're a useless slave destined for eternity in hell.

I don't think that's what the sofa's called.

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

ishmael using a pseudonym is so funny. like what are you in witness protection? from the whale?

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

Iconic lines for the history books.

Did you know that if Godot doesn’t arrive in within 15 minutes, you’re legally allowed to leave.