Assume queued until proven reblogged

I’M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN

I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened. but then I noticed your fucking /hilarious/ attempt at writing “we’ve run out of butter” I’m not sure if you know but you just basically wrote: “We drove out of the lubrication”

THE POST FROM THE LEGENDS! IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREEN CAPS!

Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.

Perfectly executed joke, no notes

No, there's quite a lot of notes actually

Oh shit my braincell!

You have to share it

i thought it was my turn with the braincell :(

okay, I can live with that compromise... unlike op, because I don't think anyone actually called the fire department

I'm so sorry op, is it too late or should I call them now?

:(

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets