Angelic Solar Star

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

Happy March 32nd, everyone!

you can only reblog this once a year

All of these are so accurate it hurts

@nicadenic

I forgot about this post, I thank you for rebloging in so I may see it once more.

Very accurate representations of my family

Pfff haha

My favourite post

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

I'm like 99% sure that's how that works. You hit 333 and then a tboy who's been edging for like 2 days sucks your dick.

i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference

Official Wednesday post

It's Tuesday

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

I asked my sense of morality and he said he still doesn't entirely know

I asked my sense of anxiety and he panicked

When she says it had a smurf village gender ratio, it's possibly even funnier and sadder than you could have thought. The article doesn't specify, but I keep hearing that out of 8000 users, less than 50 appeared to be women.

just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.