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yknow megop is a pretty popular ship here but it is literally the biggest fucking crackhead ship in the fandom can u imagine being a loyal autobot/decepticon for millions of years, seeing ur planet be destroyed, watching countless loved ones die in front of you, go thru all the emotional trauma then waking up one morning and hearing the war has ended but it didnât end w the opposing sideâs leader dying no it ended w ur leader and the other leader kissing and getting together like ur telling me for 4 million years they just needed to communicate and go to couples therapy can you IMAGINE my name is bumblebee and iâm PISSED
happy annoy squidward day
Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesnât have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, theyâre competing for Januaryâs Employee of the Month.
Iâve been waiting all year to reblog this
Hey, let me get your attention real quick?
Yeah, hi, soâŚ
Everyone seems to be jumping ship because of The Bannening and swimming towards Twitter and other sites. Iâm not usually that active on Tumblr cuz itâs been shit anyway???? But I do have a Twitter and Iâll be posting there more often.
Come find at oddmoderator. I might also try that Pillowfort site. Iâve been hearing nice things about.
Anyway, thanks, seeya
10 tricks you didnât know you could do with your food.
By Blossom
The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. Thereâs going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopherâs stone from tomato sauce next week.Â
I WANNA DRINK THE TRANSPARENT SODA
leave milk out unrefrigerated in your house for 2 days
Some days ago, my sibling sent me this video out of the desperate hope I could provide the catharsis of seeing it torn to pieces. It has now been coming on 72 hours, and only now have I recovered enough to be able to do much of anything but scream, âWHAT?!â and âNO!â at the screen.
We had a long discussion about what in the twelve hells this video even is. A surreal, dadaist parody so obscure that our brains arenât operating on enough levels to comprehend it? The Instagram lifehack equivalent of those terrifying procedurally-generated animated Youtube videos that farm ad revenue by playing millions of times to babies whose parents left the iPad on autoplay? A coded message designed to activate the combat programming of brainwashed cyborg sleeper agents? A post that slipped through a wormhole from an alternate dimension where the laws of reality are different? An emanation of a vast and alien chaos god?
I cannot bring myself to confront the claims in this video in the order they are put forth without losing my will to live after the first one, so I will start with the least crazy and work my way up.
Bananas to ripen things: More or less true. Youâll sometimes see advice to cooks to store underripe fruit in a paper bag with one piece of overripe (but not rotten) fruit to ripen it more quickly. Misrepresentations: It will probably take longer than overnight to ripen something as green as some of those tomatoes, and it doesnât have to be a banana.
Coca-cola and milk: The coke is more acidic than the milk and curdles it, resulting in solid globs of milk protein which settle out. The brown dye in the coke sticks to the milk protein globs, leaving the excess liquid more or less clear. Misrepresentations: The video has been enormously sped up, which the editing does not make clear; the reaction takes hours.
Ketchup to clean metal: To my mild surprise, this is actually a thing (though you could just make a paste out of salt, flour, and vinegar and scrub with that and not get ketchup stains on everything)⌠Misrepresentations: âŚfor cleaning copper and bronze. Which the jug shown in the video is not. The acid in the ketchup might take some of the tarnish off, say, aluminum, but at that point you might as well just use vinegar.
Sparkling water omelet: Omelet souffles are a thing. Misrepresentations: You⌠literally do not need the sparkling water⌠you can just beat the eggs until theyâre fluffyâŚ
âWarm water clears wax from fruits!â: This is a mysterious and arcane procedure called âwashing.â Misrepresentations: I donât know what the hell they even did to the video on this sequence but as a person who has washed many apples in warm water, it does not look like that and the thin layer of edible wax applied to make them look good in the grocery store does not come off that easily.
Sprite to clean earrings: Again, this will take tarnish off some metals just due to the acid, but⌠Misrepresentations: DO YOU WANT GROSS STICKY EARRINGS AND EAR INFECTIONS? JUST USE VINEGAR WATER. Also, âdirtâ is not a kind of molecule. (Incidentally, if the earrings are silver, there is a vastly better method that actually reverses the tarnish instead of removing it.)
Insta-freeze bottle: This is a real thing⌠Misrepresentation: âŚwhich absolutely will not happen if you follow their instructions, because a) they neglect to mention an important caveat (the water needs to be purified/distilled) and b) 5 minutes is not long enough for a water bottle to supercool. If you google any of the myriad videos and articles of people doing this trick, youâll see numbers like â3 hours in the freezerâ or â40 minutes in a salted ice bath.â
There is video of the trick working. Either that footage was taken from someone else, or they knew how to do it, did it, and then deliberately lied about the time for no apparent reason.
Putting a broken plate in milk for two days magically fixes it: To my immense surprise, they didnât make this one up; the idea is that the milk protein casein can form into a plastic at high temperatures and bind to the ceramic. Googling it turned up some hobbyist potters commenting that theyâd used it to salvage things that had cracked slightly in the kiln. Misrepresentations: Once again, theyâve misrepresented the method: everything I saw talking about how to do it said to boil the milk and then soak for an hour, not leave it out for two days like an offering to the pixies. And most of what I saw reported about it also said it only really works on hairline cracks, not full breaks, and doesnât hold up long-term because the real structural damage isnât repaired. And may leave a faint and persistent odor of boiled milk.
Just use superglue.
âReveal the genetic memory of the honeycombâ:
This is the kind of gibberish predicated on so many nonsensical assumptions that unpacking it would be more trouble than itâs worth. Plus, well, I can barely see anything with the low video quality, but what I can see of the vague blur doesnât look much like a honeycomb in the first place. Suffice to say:
âHoney looks like a honeycombâ isnât even in the ballpark of whatâs generally meant by âgenetic memory,â
whatâs generally meant by âgenetic memoryâ is also complete hooey, and
fluid dynamics is weird and swirling a thick, viscous, water-soluble liquid with a layer of water on top is going to do weird things.
But at least that I could potentially attribute to ignorance rather than deliberate intent to deceive, unlikeâŚ
Hot coals and peanut butter
This is the reason itâs taken me this long to post this. Every time I think about it my soul starts to leave my body. Itâs such a mind-boggling level of bullshit that every time Iâve tried to put words around an explanation Iâm quickly reduced to staring at the screen and mouthing âNoâ to myself in a voice of quiet despair, because I canât even figure out where to start.
Well, okay, I guess I might as well start by saying I think their⌠letâs say inspiration on this was articles about scientists who made diamonds out of peanut butter and carbon dioxide. âŚWith a press thatâs designed to recreate the conditions of the earthâs mantle, and which is prone to exploding. So, you know, not something you can do in your kitchen. Unless you have one hell of a kitchen.
You can see the direct links to this in the nonsensical claim that this âworksâ because peanut butter contains carbon dioxide. (It doesnât, particularly. Itâs crushed peanuts mixed with oil. You know what would have a lot of carbon dioxide? The fire you pulled that glowing lump of charcoal out of.) It also mentions âpressureâ when no particular pressure is involved, presumably because weâve all heard about turning coal into diamond under heat and pressure.
Chemically speaking, thereâs very little to make that crystal out of except carbon, unless you want to posit a mass migration of all the sugar molecules in the peanut butter to the center of the coal. And âcarbon crystalâ = âdiamond,â and do you think if it was that easy to make diamonds theyâd be that expensive?
I will guarantee you that crystal is a lump of quartz they covered in black crud and then peanut butter to pretend it was the charcoal.
But, of course, all of that is irrelevant, because by reblogging this at all, even to performatively despair that the internet does not seem to have come all that far since the days of Infinite Chocolate, Iâm playing into their hands. Lifehack clickbait has done this forever- they deliberately seed in wrong or awful advice because people will share that to say how stupid/wrong it is. They led with complete insanity to get attention, and I gave them eyeballs on the video watching this, and Iâll be giving them more from writing this.
Maybe Iâll stick to the chaos god theory. Itâs less depressing.
@ohnofixit
I apologize for being stupid enough to believe that video so reblogging the breakdown of why it was wrong.
Very nice to see this debunked
Iâll just add this little addendum that the price of diamonds is artificially inflated by sellers only selling limited quantities, and by the relative value of mined vs artificial diamonds (somehow âartificial diamondâ is seen as cheap carbon glass, despite it being literally the same material). Artificial diamonds are *relatively* easy and cheap to produce, which is why I can buy a diamond file for $2 to sharpen my garden shears.
Chassis or chest?
Well, the chassis is the frame and the chest is the front of something. So it depends on what youâre talking about it.Â
...though I guess Iâd say chassis if Iâm talking about a robot. The word chest sounds really organic, doesnât it?

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when ppl say flash animation pretty much always what i can tell theyâre actually thinking of is what is referred to in animation practice as puppet animation, which i agree sucks like 90% of the time (there are a FEW shows that use it very masterfully, like homestar runner and one iâll show later, though)
guess what? this is flash!
this is also flash!
THIS is puppet animation:
the funniest part is that most puppet animation isnât even done in flash anymore. people use after effects instead because it has MUCH more sophisticated and useful tools meant specifically for puppet animation.
the technique can be used well, however. my little pony does it so fluidly it looks practically seamless.
homestar runner doesnât focus nearly as much on fluidity, but instead on constructing strong, expressive key poses and making every frame really count.
puppet animation isnât even limited to digital mediums. in fact, itâs not new at all.
the adventures of prince achmed is the worldâs oldest surviving feature-length animated film - thatâs right, predating snow white by over 10 years - and it was done entirely using puppet animation; black paper cutouts atop illuminated backgrounds. and itâs truly fucking breathtaking.
Things I believe needed to be said. Itâs not the technique or the tool, itâs what the artist does with it.Â
After the Con
I played Neko Atsume VR and my soul has been rejuvenatedÂ
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A porcupineâs Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
THATâS THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?
UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLEÂ
We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.Â
One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when theyâre excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.Â
Omgggg the sounds.
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