rpf is ok 👍

what's one of your more niche, fucked up fantasies?

faqs:

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

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As someone who lived through larry, phan, septiplier, and the dream SMP, I am disappointed but ultimately not at all surprised hearing that Zero Cycle has been taken off the internet. While I personally never got around to reading it, the amount of conversation I saw about it outside of fandom spaces, particularly on tiktok, was a warning sign, and it was clear there was going to be a breaking point at some point for the author. They're well within their rights to take it and themselves off the internet, and in some ways that's the brave decision on their behalf, and I absolutely commend them for putting themselves first, and apologise that it had to come to that.