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“i could fix him” yeah well i could clean his moving castle and give him back his heart

bed bath and behind you

bed bath and beware

bed bath and from the beyond

op can we please talk

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha

winry’s extended family being like “what the fuck are fuhrer mustang and emperor ling yao doing at winry’s wedding?! why are there members of the armstrong family here? is she marrying a KING?” until they see ed and go “hmm apparently not” and they spend the whole time coming up with different explanations for why two of the world’s leaders and a family of aristocrats are at a wedding between two farmers 

Ed : Ling is here for food and Fuhrer Mustang is here to collect 520 cenz I borrowed

This is the greatest thing I have ever read.

What, your Bible doesn’t have the nativity story with God’s miracle of the sentient trash bin coming to pay its respects to the baby Jesus?

these wise men have travelled far and brought gifts of gold, frankincense, and the plans for the Death Star

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guy in my math class owns and regularly wears both a tf2 BLU shirt and a tf2 RED shirt. centrist king

renaissance painting

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

Holy shit.

@bioshocked-fallout

Who suffering from bigdumbass disease 

Let’s bring this back

Pulling out two leeches in the subway and putting them in my ears like AirPods

my favorite tidbit about Kung Fu Panda is that China saw it and was like "how the fuck did we not think of this before"