hiiii. uhmn. sooo you left your boyfriend with us and uhhmn. he did go mad lowkey a little bit but he was writing some real fire plays yknow what i'm saying. yeah with puppets and werewolves and shit. but he didnt really wanna do it or anything because he wanted to go outside and scare pedestrians and kill people. so we tied him to a chair and gave him pens so he'd write. uhhh. anyways our oldest friend (iykyk) kept threatening him with violence and that didnt really do much lol sorry. and he kinda kept getting worse and playing upsetting music and stuff so like executive decision we cut his hands off and starved him. yeah for 5 days. we put the hands back on after tho its fine lol. anyways yeah he burned himself alive. party was kinda a hoot lowkey tho we were ALL serving cunt at it. sorry

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