*tips dadora* m'boy

vampire vs. skeleton. what's the vampire gonna do? suck blood the skeleton doesn't have?? on the other hand werewolf vs. skeleton would not be so good. all those bones.

what's a little sadomasochism between friends

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

unhappy side effect of "morally ambiguous" being treated as the pinnacle of writing is that you will often be made to experience what a not so talented writer with big aspirations thinks is morally ambiguous

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

they dont name bitches eustace OR muriel anymore

No one has the Courage 🤷🏼‍♂️

"I asked it but it said no so the mystery is still unsolved" how have you survived to adulthood?

you characterize that man as a strict domtop because you think he’s domineering and suave. i characterize that man as a strict domtop because i think he’s repressed and weird about penetration. we are not on the same team

my friends, it is not illegal to recognize there are problematic elements to the content you enjoy. it’s called critical thinking. you can enjoy something and not turn a blind eye to the shit wrong with it. 

"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work