*tips dadora* m'boy

At Costco there were two butch ladies in their 60’s arguing about which couch to get and one of them said a certain option wouldn’t fit through the doorway at which point they BOTH immediately whipped out tape measures. Glorious.

There's no point in breeding cats they just generate spontaneously out of gross alleyways and are born perfect every time

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

I see people outing their shitty companies they worked at in the reblogs and I just want to say KEEP DOING IT

If all of my followers just gave me fifteen hundred dollars i would be in a good financial position

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

you ever just feel the mental illness brewing in your brain like some kind of fucked up stew

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

"do it scared" i do it scared everytime im scared all the time