*tips dadora* m'boy

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

clicks my pincers in overjoyed salutation at your arrival

That is the most beautiful mantis I have ever seen does anyone have her number?

shes not interested in youu

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

content team? does she mean her kids? i hate mom creators already but oh my god

If I worked in a college or library I would just randomly hang signs asking people not to do the most incomprehensible things

"Please be mindful of other library-goers! Do not descale fish in the library!"

why i never

[now more experienced] why i sometimes

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

I am genuinely so fucking stupid. I was reading this book where a bunch of people have to pass a logic puzzle in order to survive, and I was like "why are they all dying?? the answer is obviously the third goblet from the left!" yeah.....that was not the answer. I would've died in this book, and I would've been SO publicly smug before I did. like giving people the finger, smirking, etc. this sucks.