*tips dadora* m'boy

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

society collapsed the moment we let any single beverage cost more than $5

sometimes artists worry if their art is actually capable of making the world a better place, or if its all just wasted effort. what you need to remember is: all art is evil, and the sole aspiration of the artist should be to maim as many onlookers as possible.

one of my favourite funny little things about this website is when you make a post like 'killing you to death with a spear formation' and somebody reblogs it tagged #q #spear formation like i'm so happy to know you're keeping your dedicated spear formation tag well curated babe keep it up

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

goddamn the Et Al family are some smart motherfuckers

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.