*tips dadora* m'boy

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

why are all PSAs about internet safety aimed at kids on here so goddamn mean. "you dumb fucking idiot you're gonna get doxxed and it'll be all your fault because you were stupid and posted identifying info" <- say anything else, literally anything else. as we all know, children famously respond really really well to adults shaming and insulting them "for their own good" and this never backfires or causes new problems. wait hmm what was that *receives information over my earpiece* oh no

AI has made the internet so much less fun. I don't want to question whether a photo of a bunny is real. I don't want to worry about someone making a deepfake just because I posted a pic with my friends. I want to read a recipe and know that the photo is a real cake they made. Yes I know I need to touch grass but also I think I should be allowed to interact online without second-guessing whether someone fabricated every image for personal gain

btw this is about the tragedy of the commons. it's not about spending too much time online or whatever - it's about the fact that a handful of people are polluting the collective space to the detriment of everyone else, and that there is no way to stop them from doing that. it sucks and it's killing the internet, and I'm mad about that

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

hear me out, this is a good way to exercise white privilege as a form of protest and we SHOULD be stealing more and commiting more petty crimes against corporations. More than any minority

the fact that this is ur take away when the discussion is nonblacks putting black ppl in literal danger bc of not caring how certain behavior automatically gets blamed on us regardless of if we r participating bc of rampant racism….yall make everything bout ur selves u cant help it 😭

WAIT HOLD ON I cannot fucking believe when I was like four years old my parents were cajoling me to walk with the family and trying to get me to keep up even though I kept insisting that I was "tired" until they took me to a doctor and found out my LUNGS DIDN'T WORK. how insane that we live in a world where reasonably loving parents think their FOUR YEAR OLD is trying to be LAZY. like they were mortified to be clear. adults are just so trained to ignore children's complaints as untrustworthy, kids just need discipline, they can't possibly speak for themselves. what the fuuuuck.

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE BTW you should always be trying to take children seriously, especially very little ones but definitely all of them. the most disempowered class basically legally defined as property and most people are like "yeah that's good actually I hate when they Loiter lol they're stupid and loud and i actually think children should stop existing. restrict their personhood more actually"

just slipped back into my old patterns #yikes

they will kill you for having fun on the internet