*tips dadora* m'boy

pussy corrosive

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

grossed is such a weird way to describe how much a movie makes. how much did this movie yucky

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

why are all PSAs about internet safety aimed at kids on here so goddamn mean. "you dumb fucking idiot you're gonna get doxxed and it'll be all your fault because you were stupid and posted identifying info" <- say anything else, literally anything else. as we all know, children famously respond really really well to adults shaming and insulting them "for their own good" and this never backfires or causes new problems. wait hmm what was that *receives information over my earpiece* oh no

AI has made the internet so much less fun. I don't want to question whether a photo of a bunny is real. I don't want to worry about someone making a deepfake just because I posted a pic with my friends. I want to read a recipe and know that the photo is a real cake they made. Yes I know I need to touch grass but also I think I should be allowed to interact online without second-guessing whether someone fabricated every image for personal gain

btw this is about the tragedy of the commons. it's not about spending too much time online or whatever - it's about the fact that a handful of people are polluting the collective space to the detriment of everyone else, and that there is no way to stop them from doing that. it sucks and it's killing the internet, and I'm mad about that