happiness begins

simpler times

being sexy literally has nothing to do with looks... you need to be a little bit weird and strange and unusual. people who are physically perfect by societal standards are not sexy like where's the flavour. the body hair. i'm right

heres my bi-annual text post to let y’all know im still here lmfao

still here xoxo

not this being my most popular post and me disagreeing with it now lololol

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack