Deadly As Dillinger, Kapow!

i am like the breadloser of the family

when i get to heaven i'm applying to be the guy who puts all the white spots on deer

alas the melancholy, it strikes at my heart! prithee, humble tumblr toiler, share with me your most superior cephalopod fact

Male octopus get eaten a lot while reproducing so they usually develop a survival strategy. My favorites are they're usually in a position where they can get out fast or they remove their reproductive arm and give it to the females which they can still use and honestly is more beneficial as they can use it when they find somewhere safe for eggs.

*detatches my penis mid-coitus for u to add to ur inventory*

The blanket octopus has some of the most extreme size differences between males and females, with females reaching 2 meters (6.6 ft) and males maxxing out around 2.4 cm (1 inch). Males and immature females have been found carrrying stinging man-o-war tentacles to use as defensive weapons.

don't talk to me (hulking goddess), my boyfriend (amoeba), OR our third (innocent bystander we kidnapped for use as a living weapon)

ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

I did a line of dewdrops this morning

actually, that sex scene is load-bearing

half the thoughts i have aren't mine and i don't know where they're coming from