you can’t un-cook that baby

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

Nono it’s fine it’s just I guess I’d never considered that We Suffer would have a rlly thick French accent

i believe in the locked tomb podcast they mention that Moira Quirk just thought she would have one, but i could easily have mistaken or misremembered a fact (i will re listen to it soon cause it's been awhile and it's a good listen!)

I believe she actually says that Tamsyn said she thought of We Suffer as a Francophone.

reblogging for the correction!! thank you :D

Your fave is problematic: Pyaari Edition

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

I’m the cunt you followed. You think you’d be happy with some nice midwestern mutual? No way baby I’m it

"free will" then why does it cost me so much

free won't

asiatic and african lions are different subspecies. but i always have semantic complaints what else is new

UNACCEPTABLE

there may be An App For That™, but have you considered that there is also very likely a Parasitoid Wasp For That™

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

microdosing on universal basic income by being a solipsist with a trust fund

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

update: i’ve made it through the user manual and have sewn myself a cravat. the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse with anger in its motion and spite in its heart.