Brisket The Frog!

thanks @ghosts-and-blue-sweaters and @cbuttonduo for the tag!! <3

wow i’m obsessed with this and i feel it’s fairly accurate!!

I actually love this vibe?? Like it fits so well I’m baffled. But very pleasantly of course!

I love how it thinks these couple animals are aesthetic and it actually kinda works lol

Here are mine!

(Sorry this is late 🙃)

Thanks @sadsilmarilsoup!

for the gays:

@escapetheslaughter

@ugly-astral-taurus

@bees-official

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

I have over 300 images of my dumbass dog

@meowierz

@thekillermaretwinz

@silly-solar

@escapetheslaughter

@animatronic-assistant

@sparklerzii

@multifandomcutie13

@liminal---nightmare-aliza

@ghostsandfools

@notokbutthriving

@r0tt1ngr4bb1t

@croissantlover24

@asmodeus-682

Oh I’m uh I’m poly and and I have a cat

and I can do a one handed cartwheel

I’ve also been asking my dad to teach me how to backflip for the last 3 years

He won’t get in

Why are short old men so stubborn

I had this one specific red shirt as a baby which I'm wearing in like every picture of me breaking things or being boss baby (I started operating laptops and reading magazines when i was oneee and also wore my mom's coat and sunglasses and had conferences with the princesses on my walls)

i can kill you with my bow and arrow if i am very badly provoked 🥰 (or at least that’s what my archery instructor told me)

npt: @sspadfoot @theprongspotter @im-just-here4853 @equippedtolove @zsrntyouil

@the-thing-in-the-dark @perdita-can-die @thearcher1003 @seagull9111 @sillylilpinkblob

@ace-of-hugs @pxme-granate @dancinatmyfuneral @budgethecat @guess-ill-dye

Let’s see I can speak, write, and read ancient Latin

i have 13 allergies, asthma, eczema, hayfever and 2 of my 13 allergies are anaphylaxis.

@Bl00dy-plan3t  @jokes-randomnessgalore @lonely-girl-1612 @runwiththerain @totalcharliespringsimp

@dakrapatops @yelenapines @s0lit4ir3 @bleep-bloop-boo @ali-da-demon

@a-dam-heartstopper-fan @judy2009 @mybedroomceilingsbored @carrotsinnovember @osemanobsessed

My fav animal is a snail :D

No pressure tags: @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

@silence-between-seconds

@mxed-salad-greens

@cheekyboybeth

@suckerforrosekiller

@moonyswarmsweaters

@whysosiriushuh

@insert-clever-username-1133

@froggymagician

@somniphobicfox

@marylily-my-beloved

@airpandabear

@lesbianlazyhouse

@carrotsinnovember

@galaxysplove

@entropyeverywhere

@give-me-a-username-plz

@nickbutnodick

@justafanbutcurious

@idk-what-to-put-here-123

@thelastneuron

@181patheticpaperclips

@im-ur-sleep-paralysis-demon

@where-is-vivian

@basicallyjustmuggleremuslupin

@lunasky2491

@obsessedwith15deadwizards

@derangedbookworm

@shamelesswolfstarshipper

@tradstick49

@alxssarosex

@themortalityofundyingstars

@myfavcharacterdidntdrown

@chace-vito

@starving-marauder-lover

@roadkill111

@definitionoffuckup

@sapphos-queer-kid

@regulus-smith

@gingerrfluid

@marauding-almond

@dazzling-witch

@absolutelyflabbergasted

@seekmemystar

@hershey-the-confused

@ravenwordss

@kathryn-maraudersversion

@daddysclownboy

@saturn-in-retrograde0

@anything-for-my-moony-1971

@ashstillalive

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

I do need a hug. ;_;

(I know I wasn’t tagged, but I wanted to do it.)

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Bastard (good)

You're a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You're a little shit, but in a good way. You are the baddest babygirl. you killed a man but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

- @e-w-w-morningstar

Another demon?

hi, uh - trash..? collection? is that how humans do it? I’m here to collect your trash. and any expired bottles of soda. it’s an, uh, order from the government.

@tswizzlenumber1

You need... my trash...?

*Angelo was a trusting soul but this did seem odd.*

I've got a lot of like... old hotdog wrappers and kraft cheese paper and stuff in the kitchen... if you want it? Eddie might have old soda, I don't know.

... Have we met before?

Let me text the frog downstairs in the coffee shop. I bet they have trash too.

@thatflatfrog

*Angelo got down on his knees and started picking up trash and adding it to what was in the kitchen trashcan.*

they oozed in the frog’s direction. the frog then felt lightheaded, like they couldn’t breathe, like the air had changed. the person squatted down before the frog, staring into their eyes.

hi, uh - trash..? collection? is that how humans do it? I’m here to collect your trash. and any expired bottles of soda. it’s an, uh, order from the government.

@tswizzlenumber1

You need... my trash...?

*Angelo was a trusting soul but this did seem odd.*

I've got a lot of like... old hotdog wrappers and kraft cheese paper and stuff in the kitchen... if you want it? Eddie might have old soda, I don't know.

... Have we met before?

Let me text the frog downstairs in the coffee shop. I bet they have trash too.

@thatflatfrog

*Angelo got down on his knees and started picking up trash and adding it to what was in the kitchen trashcan.*

hi, uh - trash..? collection? is that how humans do it? I’m here to collect your trash. and any expired bottles of soda. it’s an, uh, order from the government.

@tswizzlenumber1

You need... my trash...?

*Angelo was a trusting soul but this did seem odd.*

I've got a lot of like... old hotdog wrappers and kraft cheese paper and stuff in the kitchen... if you want it? Eddie might have old soda, I don't know.

... Have we met before?

Let me text the frog downstairs in the coffee shop. I bet they have trash too.

@thatflatfrog

*Angelo got down on his knees and started picking up trash and adding it to what was in the kitchen trashcan.*

If you have any requests please send them in, I just won't get to them until tomorrow

tag people if u want idk

i'll start:

UNO CARDS

Tagging (0 pressure of course): @oh-cramity-its-amity, @witch128chick, @nostalgic-bee, @helphowdoiusethis

I’m at work

@amagnificentobsession @winnifred-is-a-creechur @docdust @pissylittlebirdboy @ellietheduck @mr-crawleigh @the-metatron @sliceocheese @dream-of-pain @baby-angelo @muriel-not-the-dim-one @thatflatfrog @darbie-furfurious-consort @furfurs-fotos @avis-morningstar @kleenexwoman @one-coming-is-enough @the-lady-metatron @angelina-rib-shack

Lets ride!

Bye @angelo-chuck-wagon @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me @docdust @neo-of-sporin @the-metatron