cunt levels off the charts

Had an abortion and the planned parenthood staff brought out a sombrero and a fried ice cream w a sparkler in it and sang a song about how I shouldn’t feel bad because the baby was ugly

john waters stay inside. do not make any treacherous journeys.

while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space

you can just say hole

you don't understand anything

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

Army of Me is such a scary song because I know I don't have it in me to survive a Björk attack...........

top surgery officially scheduled... 🧍🥳