The thing is every step of the situation does actually make perfect sense if you follow it more closely. Why is Farage stepping down and immediately re-running? Well he's trying to delay the investigation into his finances and also pull a PR stunt. Why is no-one else running? Well they don't actually want him out of parliament yet because they want the investigation to continue. Why is his main competitor a man with a bin on his head? Oh that's just Count Binface, he runs every time there's a high profile by-election. Why is he Count Binface? Well he used to be Lord Buckethead but he had to drop the character due to a copyright dispute. Why was he Lord Buckethead? Well in 1977, Star Wars was released in cinemas,
also importantly, no one else is running not only so that the investigation can continue, but because nigel is attempting to use this by-election to claim that the bribes didnāt matter because the people of clacton voted him in this time anyway.
the reason the other big parties pulled out is to show they are fully aware itās a PR stunt and donāt approve, and so that if nigel wins, he hasnāt actually proven anything.
count binface being his biggest competitor only makes this better, because not only does he prove nothing but if all he might win against is a bin it actively makes him seem ridiculous.





















