an open clearing in the forest

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

This result is so fuckin funny

Seems like we'll need someone to negotiate a solution. Fortunately, I know just the man.

Anakin's gonna watch with popcorn while Ahsoka worries about Daniel sitting in the corner with his face buried in his hands, clearly radiating a Uncomfortably Annoyed air through the Force.

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

Ah, we've entered the "fleeing to Latin America" phase of the downfall. Okay.

you know what i'm starting to think some of you don't live within a 20 minute drive from my house. which that can't be right