pursue that flighty tempress, adventure

When they’re in the middle of a blowout argument and Ilya can’t resist trying to tell Shane to get on his knees to convince him and it has like a 50/50 chance of working and totally derailing whatever they were fighting about or it’s a complete failure & sends Shane’s anger levels to the stratosphere

they will kill you for having fun on the internet

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

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There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school. HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE. A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”

probably a good thing this wasn’t at the school I used to teach at where the principal was arrested for embezzling school funds to buy horses

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?