i am one with the force

"do it scared" gets exhausting when you're The Fearful Afraider and everything is scary even when you're in your 30s

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

anakin would probably love rubbing his face against obi-wan’s beard like an affection-greedy tooka cat

normal things to call your partner during sex: my young apprentice

Justice for Obi-Wan enduring everyone in the whole galaxy telling him he’s old and sad and smelly. Like you bitches,greasy and in an apron I’d still suck this man’s crusty desert dick y’all need to back it up his hair is immaculate and there is sorrow in his eyes I’ll comfort him if you hoes won’t