you flower, you feast.

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

what did Vader do with Obi-Wan's lightsaber after he killed him? I personally think he made a deranged shrine in his quarters with it in the center but that is just me.

it's nice to leave some kind of big horrible disfiguring scar on the person you love

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

I’m going to be honest your overwhelming lack of interest in holding your loved ones to account because it is seen as more evil to be confrontational than genocidal is going to destroy our species but yeah, it’s the people who gave up a percentage of their automatic good faith in others’ humanity who are creating the suffocation hugbox u got it

Good example! Thanks for demonstrating how that works.

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

how much banger fanwork has been killed in its infancy due to the 40-hour workweek. Do you know how many absolutely rockin comics live only in my head because I don't have time or arm ability left to draw them. As well as weird original comics

even if employed we all have to get more unemployed spiritually