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I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

i saw a tiktok of a girl proudly displaying her vinyl collection and the comments are flooded with people accusing her of promoting unhealthy overconsumption. i need people to understand that there's a major difference between being a financially responsible collector versus an influencer mindlessly buying items they have no real attachment to and/or will let expire just for the sake of keeping up with a trend

"dc is darker" "marvel has more fantasy" "dc is mystery and marvel is sci fi - " all of you are wrong. dc comics is when a man has black hair and blue eyes. marvel comics is when a man has blonde hair and blue eyes.

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them