i may gripe, but i'm here

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

at tumblr hq the Pjackk Banishment Machine is accidentally hooked up to a light switch in a rarely visited storage closet

34 cents

fuck off i know what i have

*giggles cutely* uhh... i mean tch. -_-

my personal experience of Iron Lung is sooo special to me. i watched the movie in the cinema but i had poured a 15% ABV alcoholic energy drink directly into my slushy which sank directly to the bottom, failed to consider this, essentially skulled that whole drink before the credits were even finished and was so drunk i dont remember any of the movie other than that i continued to sip my second drink every time markilplier said "fuck" or "when there was blood on screen" and then tried to rewatch it in 144p on a projector on my BLUE living room wall where it looked like the evil version of Iron Lung where instead of blood it was shit. not had any thoughts about the movie ever since and i think thats very beautiful. someone tell Markiplier im sorry.

It’s important that everyone knows he lives in my house

realised i meant trailers and not credits, killing myself

brave and loyal knight want a treat

brave and loyal knight want a fucking break from it all

motherfuckers arent ready for my famous "quadruple-edged sword". second it comes out the holster, blender maneuver. red paste. spin cycle. myself included. nonnegotiable. the SECOND i am frightened WE. ALL. DIE.