i'm not polite company, my friend!

joining the war on aroace headcanons on the side of aroace headcanons

joining the war on aroace headcanons on the side of aroace headcanons

joining the war on aroace headcanons on the side of aroace headcanons

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

joining the war on aroace headcanons on the side of aroace headcanons

107/300$!! thanks so much everyone

Oh you thought I would be your golden retriever boyfriend? Sorry I’m your husky boyfriend. AWOWOOOOOROTOTOOOOOOAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWAWAEAEAEAEAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAAA

dont worry everyone i will save us all at some point

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

there's this ridiculously soulmatey line in the phm book when grace is just kinda idly wondering aloud about why human and eridian technology are at such similar phases of development, and without thinking about it much rocky responds "has to be, or you and I would not meet." which he goes on to explain as (paraphrasing here) "if either planet were less advanced then we couldn't have built interstellar ships, but if either were more advanced then we could have dealt with the astrophage problem from home, so we'd have to be at around the same level to both be here, that's the only way it would make sense." what it sounds like though is "oh, that's easy: the two of us had to meet so the history of both of our entire species lined up in preparation to make it possible." what kind of tau-ceti-crossed red-petrova-line-of-fate nonsense is this.

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me