i'm not polite company, my friend!

Who wants to be narrative foils together

With tongue

hey!!! this is my brother!!! it would mean a lot to me if you could help him make some money!! i can testify his art is awesome and cool as hell

are u insane like me, been in pain like me, can transform into a shuttle or a train like me

[ID A photo of a cat sitting on a laptop. The laptop's home screen is a photo of the same cat looking forward with wide pupils. End ID]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[ID: screenshot of a text message reading, "ok well dont ponder yourself into stagnation diva! u got this". End ID]

My bad tgats just my creature. Yea its going to kill you now. But isnt it an aweaome crearure. Dude. Compliment my creature.

The haters and other dolts have try to cancel me yet they keep coming back like stupid little kittens with there mouth dry, from no milk! Well i will feed your loser ass,because i love you