i'm not polite company, my friend!

'It / its is a little dehumanizing, I'm going to call you they / them instead' I'm going to dropkick your computer. If anyone ever says this to you, dropkick their computer.

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

Fml why are things permitting themselves to happen

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

we are in the midst of a friday ass thursday. keep your wits about you.

as a regular donor to Gaza Soup Kitchen I get their email updates, and they said today that while they've continued to be able to expand, donations are slowing down as Gaza gets less coverage. If you have a few dollars to spare, I encourage you to send them here to continue the amazing work that Hani and his team are doing.

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual