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gazeldhazel

hey loser, 2001 just called, apparently something awesome happened

thydungeongal

Hold on I need to Google something

thydungeongal

Oh my god

thydungeongal

Sonic Adventure 2!?

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portaltomb

this lettuce smells like dog

iamoutofideas

you bought dog lettuce

swarnpert

ace-trainer-alice

Frankly your interest in fellating one of my horns is disgusting. You know these are weapons, right? Would you go down on a sword? Would you suck the tip of a gun? Nevermind, I see that expression you're making. Truly this realm is hopeless if you are supposed to be the one to save it.

ordinarybureaucrat

can i have everythang

mtndewbajablast

THE POD

🫍🫍🫍

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diphowell

thinking about the way light and color are intertwined.

stjohnstarling

I watch a lot of old movies that nobody cares about any more, and this ends up filling in a lot of gaps in my cultural awareness. You would think knowing more about the world would make me more confident in my understanding of it, but you would be wrong.

The Barefoot Contessa (1954) is the life story of a poor Spanish woman who rises up to become one of the most famous actresses in the world. The movie does not bother to give her character traits beyond that she loves to have sex and also that she loves to run around barefoot (the fetishistic connotations are inescapable). She falls in love with a count and ultimately marries him. The big twist at the end of the movie is that her new husband had his dick blown off in the war and so they can't have sex (because, tragically, he never learned how to do hand stuff). Then he murders her for having an affair.

In 1978, Ina Garten bought a specialty food store that, for some unfathomable reason, someone had already named The Barefoot Contessa after this movie, which in 1999 became the title of her bestselling cookbook, which was then followed by a popular Food Network show. Now all of us need to deal with there being a TV cooking show called The Barefoot Contessa as part of the background radiation of our lives.

None of that makes any sense, and I am forced once more to confront the total lack of meaning in the world. It fills me with a terrifying sense of freedom.

simply-a-dream

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

creative-anchorage

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

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isuggestrespecttranspeople

Computa… show me trans people kissing…

woa… world is full of so many beautiful possibilities

Computa show me trans man transition timeline…

Woa..

Computa show me trans woman transition timeline…

Woa..

the world at my fingertips

isuggestrespecttranspeople

Computa tell prev they r so real for that

isuggestrespecttranspeople

This was also a good one

no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists

We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑

contevent-deactivated20210417

Killing abusive husbands when there is no recourse, on. But killing people skipping military service? I hope she was selective.

no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists

No, no, no... she wasn't poisoning thrm, she was giving them a "potion" that would make them appear very ill for a while so that they would be eligible for skipping military service.

contevent-deactivated20210417

Ho! Much better indeed!

vareidow

potion of dodge the draft

butch-of-the-blades

Baba Anjuka my beloved❤️

durnesque-esque

#draught dodge <- incredible tag via @malachitebear

loveridden1999

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

featuringmarkhoppus

mumblesplash

‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy

papayajuan2019

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

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