as time goes on i become increasingly bonapartist in my personal habits. by the age of 30 i may be able to expand this into becoming the boy-emperor of the living room

we were young, we were fartin loud on wood chairs.

very very excited to see Cure in the theater soon. I hope the old white ladies who laugh at everything don't show up that night

all of my idiot followers who have commented embarrassing and wrongheaded opinions under my mutuals' posts will be my thralls in the afterlife

it's crazy that elf ears are a real cartilage deformity you can be born with and not some shit a chuuni teen made up to garner mystique on the internet

you can really tell when someone has thought up a five minute analysis to justify a post they were gonna make regardless of any truth behind the matter

#PutThemInACampToBreakBigRocksIntoLittleRocks2028