This happens all the time…

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

cant stand when a mocktail costs as much as actual alcohol. Like i guess i would understand it if they used really fancy ingrediants but sometimes its like soda + juice in a nice glass for 9$ and its like cmon

maybe the hand doing the feeding Wants to be bitten..

everyone needs to calm down about everything right now. unless you are worked up for a legitimate reason then of course, you should be angrier maybe. what I’m saying is let’s all take it down to a 1 or 2. unless of course you need to be at an 11.

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

"without me" by eminem came on the radio and they fucking censored "I'm on the rag I'm ovulating" political correctness has gone too fucking far..

lets call it what it is: transandrophobia

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

you should not be allowed to play carry on my wayward son on other tv shows

Fujoshi wife fills her house with chintz knowingly