oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

putting this post on every machine from now on thank you

Penwas :(

the world is my cuck chair

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.

i think that i deal with a lot of [remembers this isn't my diary] Nothing. i've never had a problem

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while