Bon Mot

Actually, 'Zelda' is the name of the princess. The guy who runs around smashing everyone's pots is just called 'Zelda's monster'.

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

thank god I got whatever's wrong with me that isn't the kind of wrong with me that would have me falling in love with an ai chatbot or whatever the fuck

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

who needs enemies when you have your own brain

Kitten and puppies and bunnies are All best Friends And eat cotton candy together and frolic in The fieldd

I will roboticize them all

Robotnik ass reply.

I gotta start reading URL's.

As a Latin scholar, ad delirium is not only correct but also a wonderful use of language 👍

Sweet! This is a valuable addition to my arts and crafts vocabulary.

same score but played entirely on kazoos

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar