Here For A Good Time Not A Long Time

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

Seeing a black cat is actually good luck. A frog or toad is also good luck. A leech is great luck

If you ever purposely harm an amphibian you’re cursed for life sorry I don’t make the rules. If you accidentally harm an amphibian that’s still bad luck but I think the universe understands that accidents happen

If you see a snail it removes any curses you may have accumulated. This is because snails eat curses

You should be writing this down

"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

Dog toy

D-dog...toy?

World Heritage Post

If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline (1-877-447-4487) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.

You can reblog this without your thoughts about the US Military, btw, that's allowed.

The very first thing I learned as both an officer and enlisted was that you should not obey an unlawful order. This is wonderful. Give people the tools they need to exercise their good judgement.

why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

ah fuck im imagining it

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

Honestly no matter how this shakes out, the win I'm taking today is there are many MAGA Elon fanboys who are no longer Elon fanboys, and many MAGA Elon fanboys who are no longer MAGA fanboys