Taskmaster, season 14 episode 3: Dafty in the Middle
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Taskmaster, season 14 episode 3: Dafty in the Middle

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"Gargoyles have eyes that are sharp and heads that are hard."
This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

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WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.
telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:
that's not for kitties
kitties can't use that
i don't think so. not for kitties, I guess.
heh... no way... that's not for kitties
huh? kitties can't use that...
kitties won't be able to use that
this tweet is doing numbers and everyones saying 'me' ok well wheres the tweet for the people who do all that and still cant win
guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

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There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white
I didn’t realise this had to be said until I came across a reel of someone in hospital but dear GOD if you’re in London during this heatwave do not swim in the fucking Thames PLEASE do not even touch the Thames I can name like five different ways you will be violently killed just off the top of my head STAY AWAY FROM THE THAMES and for that matter stay away from lakes/rivers in general and stick to safe, supervised areas of water such as swimming pools because the heat isn’t worth the risk of drowning, strong currents, harmful microbes, cardiac arrest with no help in sight etc. etc. PLEASE stay safe in this weather, especially if you’re not used to it!!
I love how humans are all like "NO we polluted our water! Do not swim in nature, swim in the approved chemical containers"
The undercurrent from the Thames is so strong it will literally drown you get your annoying ass tags off my post
Also, a lot of people have misunderstood this post as me saying that all lakes and rivers are bad to swim in, as opposed to the fact that there is currently a heatwave in a country that is not used to high heat and the risk of getting into complications or having a cardiac arrest while swimming with no lifeguard around is a huge cause of heat-related deaths in the UK. Seven people have already drowned in the past week. I’m not interested in “wow people in the UK are so soft everyone should swim in lakes” tags anymore because you’re missing the point.

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interacting with the cool mutual while full of fear and anxiety
one trick to learn (and this is easier when you're older) is that absolutely no one is cool. there is no such thing as a cool person. anyone you think is cool is just anxious about things you haven't learned about them yet
I think they should have been in Inquisition and also married