✨Frog Feature✨

im going to explode in the kiln

abortion on demand without question apology or moralization

i literally love abortion. thank god for abortion 🩷

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

It's the most beautiful thing mankind has ever created.

Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?

The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

These goots need some boots

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s