Um ❤️

*to myself in the mirror getting ready for the beach* everything about this gal says summertime fun

A day without swag is like...wait I have no idea

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else

Thank you having to feed my dog for keeping me alive

Bro you are behaving sexually pestilential towards women I’m going to punish you badly.

For My Transmasculine Brothers😍 I’m going to killyou

refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free

no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg

pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008