Shipping Like A Boss

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

Get a wet paper towel and wipe up the last line of dust with it. No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it.

“No fate is so immovable that we cannot change it” is a raw and inspiring quote I did not expect from a post about a minor chore annoyance xD

y'all, i know the announcement was both sudden and kind of a weird tone for what we're used to from drawfee. but like... the crew and karina are just people, who are clearly going through something, and they have explicitly asked us to respect their privacy. the only assumption we should be making is that they have their reasons for announcing it the way they did, and if they felt something needed to be public knowledge, it would be. if you really feel the need to speculate, i get that! but go talk to your friends or in a private group chat or something - speculating in the main tags is just disrespectful. i know that we as a community can be better than this.

What?

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

opened the comments on a post and tumblr somehow had a half written comment already autofilled from the last time I saw that post. which was at least two years and several computers ago. what does this site's back end look like

tumblr is going to gain sentience 100 years before any fuckass genAI comes close. this site runs on mold spores.

If I was a plant I could photosynthesize and I'd say "I had a light breakfast ☀️"

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

Plorn

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

I have something worse

oh???

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

Born without a groove 😔

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

Smacka smacka smacka

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off