That’s Just How It Is On This Bitch Of An Earth

“This is so sad, Grace play Crab Rave.”

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

my ilya rozanov headcanon of the week is that ilya loved vine. 6 seconds of bizarre, highly relatable, low-effort nonsense where the thing that was funny about them was how literal they tended to be (see, for instance : “Road work ahead? Uh, yeah I sure hope it does—” OR “hey I’m lesbian.” “I thought you were American.” OR “whaddup I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned to read” etc etc). The fact that vine was a thing for hollanov’s entire situationship and then promptly disappears off the face of the earth at the end of 2016 is sort of the icing on the cake — when tuna melt happens he just busies himself watching his favourites lamenting how he lost both the love of his life and the pure unadulterated joy of these stupid videos all in a matter of months. then like years later shane finds a youtube video compilation of old vines and sends them to ilya like “this video is weird but i feel like you’d like it” and it’s the video of the guy losing his cookie in a glass of milk while the pan flute version of my heart will go on plays in the background

suffering through trials and tribulations(the gym) because my wife(hudson williams) keeps insisting I need to be strong enough to protect the children(he just looks really good and I want that)

remember like a decade ago when people would 4th of july post and your dashboard would just be like american flag gifs... dark times

the phrase "but i didn't mean to!" in the context of causing harm is kind of redundant to me, because almost nobody means to cause harm. most of us just want to do the right thing. and i don't mean that in a wishy-washy "oh, we're all good deep down" way, i mean that even people who regularly do the most heinous shit imaginable will have a way of justifying it to themselves. the world is not populated by hollywood sadists and psychopaths.

This is also why herding breeds are often very intelligent and trainable, because we made them to work with us, while livestock guardian dogs most often do not make good pets for most modern lifestyles - we bred them to work independently, away from people, and make their own decisions without human input.

hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

no one cares that you shave your legs because of sensory issues shut the fuck up forever

really galling amount of people misinterpreting this post so i'd like to clarify. i'm saying that when discussions about patriarchal beauty standards and the way women are heavily shamed and coerced into eschewing their own natural state of being (hairy) are occurring, it is unhelpful (AT BEST) to interrupt and say that the reason YOU remove the hair from your body is because of sensory issues. that's not what we're talking about. stop asking for validation for doing something that society at large wants you to do. stop derailing the conversation because you feel uncomfortable about being made aware that you, for whatever reason it is, adhere to harmful, unfair and ridiculous beauty standards. you're stepping into the middle of an important conversation that needs to be had and making it all about you. shut the fuck up forever.

also quite frankly i think a lot less people would experience sensory issues if they let their hair grow out so that it isn't bristly and rough and irritating. and i cannot help but wonder why these sensory issues aren't as predominant in men. maybe you're uncomfortable with the hair on your body because you've been taught to be uncomfortable with it. just a thought.

being disabled and unemployed isn't contributing to society but joining the military is? going abroad to brutalise people for imperial interests is?? maybe that society isn't worth anything