That’s Just How It Is On This Bitch Of An Earth

Saw someone say “at this rate, Freud’s gonna come back down here and take the term ‘Freudian slip’ away because none of you know how to use it” and…. DOWN??????? D O W N? Down. Come….. down. WHERE DO YOU THINK HE IS BECAUSE IT AINT UP THERE LMAOOOOOO

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

having a special interest will make you feel like some tom and jerry shit is happening to you

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

the thing about ilya is that he is so funny and beautiful.... and he is so sad.....

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact