ask me about the bog of frogs

That’s fine until you get a spiral horse

Those dumb fuckers don’t even know about Corkscrew Horse

Corkse

Goofy walks into the men’s changing room

Honestly out of all the extremely stupid reblog chains I’ve been a part of on this website this one is by far my favorite. I think we did a great job here and should hit the showers.

in library. talkin about thanksgiving. librarian is asking the kids what they eat, trying to lead them towards thanksgiving food & its like pulling teeth. asking what they pour on mashed potatoes. one kid says Rocks. librarian is like “im thinking of something that starts with GR and its brown” and another kid raises her hand & im like ok this girls on top of everything shes got this. & she goes “gorilla sauce”

older siblings were the first letsplayers

Sometimes I think humankind hasn’t changed at all. 

WHAT IS “DOES”?

every time i send my bag through the little tsa security conveyer belt im like there’s going to be cocaine in there