zosia🦬

Thinking about how when Howl finally saw the true face of the love of his life he hit her with “this really isn’t your color”

no offense to the Howl's Moving Castle movie (i love that movie) but I hate that bird man i hate it i hate it. some people think that bird man is hot. but i want to kill that bird man. That bird is disgusting and needs to die and I want to throw up when I look at bird Howl disgusting. there is nothing attractive about this bird man to me

get out. And take your sad weird bisexual man with you

I never actually put together that the witch of the waste didn't learn all about Wales and John Donne from Howl drastically oversharing about himself, because she literally says she learned it from Percival

howl’s moving castle book retelling by the muppets and the only one of the main characters played by an actual actor is calcifer, and it’s just a guy dressed up as a flame sitting in the chimney the whole time

to everyone saying kermit sophie and piggy howl you are WRONG that guy would not throw deadly weedkiller or beat anyone with a stick