a wonderful little ball of neuroses

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

i will personally never understand that thing people do when theyre like "i thought this was a good piece of art until i realised its fetish/pornographic" like why does art lose value if the artist was a little horny when they made it. why is that so scary. im sure a lot of the old masters were doing portraits of their lovers slightly bricked up & theyre still displayed in museums. why is sexual arousal not an acceptable source of inspiration when like every other emotion is. well i mean i know why sadly but i do not like it so i'll continue to complain about it

if michaelangelo can paint 644 cock and balls on the sistine chapel u can swallow a few close ups of feet or whatever

I must say it. some of those renaissance painters were pretty horny about Jesus.

It’s cause thanks to a combination of sex negativity and sexism, “this feels like fetish content” is considered more legitimate criticism than “this writer treats women as objects”.

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

i understand all that shit about honor and knighthood and solemn vows but “kingslayer” is simply a bad insult. it sounds cool as fuck. might as well call him the landlord annihilator or the billionaire’s bane.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

Happy MAR10 day, how is this paper only a year old?

The Mammal and the Reptile is a literary masterpiece.

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person