control enthusiast

what the fuck happened to "we recruit" as a lesbian slogan. i'm doing the opposite of gatekeeping. get in the club

naddpod lore can be so wild. yes jake went to the met gala (x2) bc he dated anna wintours daughter,, and yes emilys ex-bf wrote a song about fumbling her,, with her name in the title and an actress who looks like her in the mv ,, and murph hosted a show on MTV,, caldwell created the lie down try not to cry cry a lot meme

i haaaate being avoidant. it makes you feel like the world's biggest jackass whenever someone tries to talk to you or whatever and you just Freeze Up

Oh sorry i took a long ass time to reply and didnt say anything. I got arbitrarily scared and tired myself out so now i cant say much. Oopsie teehee. it makes you feel like a huge dickhead

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[id: grey text on a white background reading "dex build with leather, baby."]

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

is that piece of media actually bad, or is it just not following the blueprint you projected onto it? is that work actually not good, or are you just demanding something from it that is absolutely antithetical to its themes, genre, tone, and narrative goal? is that story actually poorly written, or do you just dislike that it is not the specific things you wanted from it that it never set out to be, never was, and never is going to become? is it actually bad, or is it actually well-executed and you just dislike the story it chose to be because it isn't catering to your specific desires and expectations?

doctors love to add a little decorative line on their paperwork that says "preferred name" next to it and its an interesting design choice but i guess they must just like the way it looks since they clearly arent using it for anything else

i do think that if youre a medical professional who has a Preferred Name line on your paperwork and you and everyone else in the building choose to ignore whatevers been written there the patient should be allowed to sit you down and practice using all your little tools & apparatuses on you for the duration of the appointment

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

what they don’t tell you about being stuck between a rock and a hard place is that you get some nice bruises you can press on for catharsis

I tried this a couple times and it just gives a list of summaries of my posts that have been spread widely outside of Tumblr, but it also said that my blog was "run by creator [name that is not my name at all]."