control enthusiast

what the fuck happened to "we recruit" as a lesbian slogan. i'm doing the opposite of gatekeeping. get in the club

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

sometimes people will insist a character is butch/masc and then you look at the character and they’re just fat. or muscular. or black. or indigenous. or some combination of the above.

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

Can you lock the fuck in and pet me

I’ll stop squirming eventually you literally just need to lock in

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

nostalgia will have you thinking delusional crap like "i miss being 14." no the fuck i don't!!!

Bloodied man losing a fight, voice broken with arousal: “Oh, you’re good”

murph characters make me insane because what do you mean that theobald loves lazuli but is not in love with her? that she was a mentor and inspiration but there were never romantic or sexual feelings? that this middle aged man talks about how his hero is a woman with a great mind? that when people assume it's because he was in love with her he firmly clarifies no, he loved her but wasn't in love with her? that he does have romantic or sexual feelings (Gooey) but his relationship with lazuli was never that. brian murphy i rarely see a cishet man so quietly and completely recognize the full humanity of women the way you do. the way you use ttrpgs to role play forms of masculinity completely unthreatened by women and femininity. tune in for the d20 essayzine where I will vomit my feelings about this onto the page.

I’ve never much cared for rpf but there’s a big difference between people who approach it from a mindset of “I know it’s not real I just think it would be cute” and the basically conspiracy theorists who think they Know Something and are going to Prove It. That second one ruins everything every time.

maybe we will be keychains on the same key ring in the next life

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

HEY its me again. false alarm turns out it was just like pollen or somethin haha sorry i can be a little jumpy is all. ...hey man youre not lookin so good are you okay?