Modern Au Connoisseur

guy named verity who lies all the time vs guy named haven who is anything but safe

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

A pretty little sigh.

having a crush is wrong and isn’t natural

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

[Sarah McLaughlin’s Angel playing] Every day, tens of people pick up a Realm of the Elderlings book mistaking it for the start of a standalone trilogy. They don’t know who the fuck Amber is or why they should care. Where did the dragons come from? Who the hell are Fitz and the Fool and why is their reunion so erotically charged? Well they would know if any editions ever made it clear in their “also by Robin Hobb” page that the goddamn books are chronological and have an overarching plot. Please, help future and potential readers be properly devastated. Give me $5 so i can vandalize library and bookstore copies across the nation with stickers that explain the reading order

people make arbitrary divisions between types of gay people. party gays. steven universe gays. corporate gays. activist gays. but in actuality the borders between worlds are thin and may be traversed with ease. monday you can do poppers in a stranger's apartment, tuesday volunteer with a mutual aid group, wednesday spiral over your ex's hazbin hotel fanfiction, thursday write an essay about how your intersecting identities will make you an asset to the pharmacy profession

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

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