Modern Au Connoisseur

every time I think about how they apparently made yoda's swamp hut an instinctual thing that his entire species crawls off and builds I fucking lose it again

[yoda suffering anxiety attack voice] hmm build a mud hut I must. for reasons I don't know.

[yoda suffering manic episode voice] a really good fucking idea, a mud hut is

tramp stamp that says: IT'S CRUCIAL THAT THE CHARACTERS CAN'T LECTURE US

one problem you run into pretty often on here is that the average tumblr user's idea of a good character isn't actually one who's connected to the story as a sort of narrative organ capable of failing forward rather than just failing down or up, but a character who is faithfully communicated in their example-setting successes as a glue man who has invented a glue that allows him to walk up and down anything

Humbert Humbert is hilariously conceited and bad at lying. This is an essential component of Lolita. He constantly lies about how attractive and sophisticated and darkly genius he is. For this reason, I firmly believe the only actor who could truly capture his essence is Tim Heidecker.