Modern Au Connoisseur

SECOND HAND NEWS BY FLEETWOOD MAC.

a pack of fujoshi can strip an uke to the bone in under a minute

dragons

is there anything funnier than somebody who has a tumblr account trying to seem like theyre above fandom

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno

love seeing pictures of young David Bowie and knowing that's who Robin was picturing when she wrote Lord Golden like I can't stress enough how much it makes me grin ferally

well if wintrow was real & i knew him i would IMMEDIATELY set him up on an ipad preloaded with every rhythm game i could think of. let’s see if stained glass skill-trances can translate into all perfects

tending to someone's injuries is literally a first date. you've got the wine (for disinfecting open wounds) the candles (for cauterizing open wounds) and the physical intimacy of touching another person's bare flesh. what more could you ask for.

writing was invented for administrative purposes so really any other use of it is a perversion of the form