This Bitch Empty

Something is Wrong in my body and I don’t know what it is but I think that midevil stretching device would fix it

I hope so. I'm allergic to cherries 😀

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

Banned from manager training for making my coworker bark.

This has become such a meme at work i just asked the store manager how her days going and she went awoo

🎵You say the ocean’s rising—like I give a shit You say the whole world’s ending—honey, it already did You’re not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you tried Got it? Good, now get inside🎵

yeah dude i love it when comedy specials are psychological horror musicals

logging back onto tumblr feels like approaching random villagers and asking “what news from the front?” 

turns out supernatural wasn't about free will or found family it was a 15 year long advert for tetnus shots