Kidz Bop Star

man doesn’t have a clue

remember when things were simple

this is the saddest fucking image on this website

flat fuck friday

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

I do this with homophobes all the time, too. Like "what do you think this is, fucking sixth grade? Grow up."

you only unlock this emotion by being terminally online for the last seven years

everyone i’ve encountered today has been like “you… seem different? lighter somehow?” and i’m like how do i explain how i and the many strangers who have been stranded on this fucked up desert island of a website for the last 8+ years reached a state of time-traveling collective catharsis last night without first having to summarize entire geologic eras of internet fandom culture

#my therapist at the start of the session: you seem? happy??  #me: okay so there’s this show I’ve never watched called supernatural ( @pastelbunn )

happy anniversary to the single most experience i will ever have on the internet

I am trying to be extra Not Patriotic today out of disrespect to the Queen so right now I am attempting an American grilled cheese sandwich instead of a British toastie

this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

the existence of tumblr tags as the sotto voce of internet communication is one of the most brilliant website features ever. and it’s funny because it’s accidental

the ability to comment and yet add nothing to the body of the post. the implication that whatever you’re saying is secondary to the post itself yet something visible and tangible in your particular reblog of it. like a commentary but not as self important. it’s literally like an introvert’s alternative to commenting on things. you are but you’re not. you won’t annoy op. it’s so lowkey no one even has to read it even if they follow u. perfection